Jeff Dunham – Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Written by Andrea on May 2, 2008. Posted in video

Achmed is a suicide bomber and has received training from the “Suicide Bomber Training Camp.” (Wikipedia).
Here‘s the video.

Neil

Am i the only person who thinks this is fakking lame? god im unsubscribing from whokilledbambi – you people dont deserve me..
Anonymous

u realy r dead,really?’itr a flesh wound.ha!ha!i love achmed.i wil fly al over from kenya to your next station.
http://Achmedthedeadterrorist Gabrielle Forde

Knock knock hello I kill you come in my house come and have a cup of tea you are lovely give me a kiss bye bye silence I kill you
http://Achmedthedeadterrorist Renae Forde

Do you think it’s funny no silence I kill you roses are red and violets are blue I kill you violets are blue and roses are red silence i kill you am my pissing you off a far your an idiot silence I kill you it’s not funny silence I kill you
- http://Achmedthedeadterrorist Renae Forde
  
  Knock knock who’s there I kill you
  silence I kill you
Louisa

How do people find this funny, maybe you have to be American.
- Neil
  
  louisa – i dont feel so alone and love u :)
http://www.endi.com Prada67

A, C, Flem !!! Wua, ja, ja, ja !!!
http://bell shara

this is so funny jeff is amazing at what he does
http://www.google.com.br/imgres?imgurl=http://www.whokilledbambi.co.uk/public/2008/05/achmed.png&imgrefurl=http://www.whokilledbambi.co.uk/%3Fp%3D1123&h=315&w=450&sz=195&tbnid=zOTU Hugo Paixão

I Killy you!!!!!!!!!
enigma.gr

I just lose it best I have ever seen
http://angeljojo123aol.com billie-jo hinds

i love this clip it is really funny lol
SILENCE I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!
http://angeljojo123aol.com billie-jo saint hinds

stop touching meeeeeeeeeeeee!
silence i kill you
i got no feet
i did not stop laughing at this as i got it from my frind shaun
maxfan_96

heres another peanut quote:
Jef-fa-fa DUNHAM… .com!!!
Your using an unnesary “f”
Jef-fa-fa

*around a word or phrase means its Jeff talking*

and another:
DUN-HAM…ur the other white meat.
*its Dunham*
Yeah but when you look at it, it looks like DUN-HAM..

And another:
And the sad thing is that im actually pissing him off! And he would like to kill me! But he will not because that would be a form of suicide!

and another:
I tried to tell jokes solo once…
*wat happened?*
I kept falling off this thing…
(this thing being the stool that Jeff puts his puppets on)

Achmed quote:
OH MY GOD…SUMTHING IS BACKWARDS!!!! I NEED SOME LIGAMENTS!!!!

another achmed quote:
I bet i could kill u at guitar hero…
*no, you couldt*
ur rite…but i could kick ur ass at halo..
*um…no u couldnt*
I KNO…my life is meaningless!!!

Hope you liked these quotes!!! Look 4 the vidios on utube!!!
maxfan_96

if you like Achmed then u should check out Peanut…Hes halarious!!!

Achmed quote:A…C…Flim…
Peanut quote:You know wat you never hear on the OTHER end of the fone in those dumb fone commercials? apt-ahpt-ahpt-ahpt-ahpt-ahpt *static,static,static,static*(looks at fake fone in hand) What a piece of shit!
http://uk jordan

silence i kill you (infadel) ha ha
http://ddd Serina

SILENCE!
http://achmansbiggestfan zachery

Achman’s my favorite.:-)
http://achmansbiggestfan zachery

Silence, I Kill You
achmed’s biggest fan

silence, i kill you

hello, i’m lindsay lohan LOL
achmed’s good twin

i love my twin
mohamed

knock knock

whos there

me i kill you

stop touching meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i kill you
mimz

…and it’s funny, when he says: “STOP TOUCHING ME. I’LL KILL YOU!” :D:D I haven’t stop laughing in hours :D
mimz

He’s really funny. Jeff is…awesome :) It’s so funny, when he talks about Walter and the case..if you what I’m talking about ;]] Achmed is the funniest doll, in my opinion. I haven’t watched many of the others, but that’s not a problem :) I just..love them BOTH :))
pingu_the_chef

Hahahahahahaha. The product of a very sick (infidel) mind! And pissing-myself-funny!
polo

knock knock who’s there me i kill you SILENCE!!!!!!!!!! I KILL YOU I WON’T MOVE MY ASS FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN
damien

jingle bombs
I KILL YOU!!!!
Dave

“KNOCK KNOCK”
“Who’s there?”
“Me! I KILL YOU”
Hannah

Silence, I KILL YOU!!!
- Kamala Shoop
  
  I like that silence I kill you or as it is on my picture of achmed (silence i kill you) with a lower case i instead of a upper case I.
- Kamala Shoop
  
  I like that silence I kill you or as it is on my picture of achmed (silence i kill you) with a lower case i instead of a upper case I.
  
  From Kamala Shoop
charles

hahahahahahahahahaha this is jokes!!!!
Alexis

diz iz sum funnie bull caca!!!!!!
maiden

good evening…infedel
caroline

hahahahahaah so funny! i kill you!
maribel

knock knock.. who is there?
me i kill you xD xD
suzanne

so funny, “new guy”, location location,location lol
sindile lamani

The looks alone, kill you before he tells you “I Kill you”. The Changing voice sound.
When are you guys coming to Port Elizabeth in South africa, We can help organise put the show together.
Clare-luvs_Dan

my bf dus the best impersonation of it best thing eva Silence I kill you
jesus

so fuckinfunny shit fav part hello infidel
heidi nash

i love it i cany stop laughing i fell on da floor laughing.
elloooooooooooo i am lynsey lohan lol
http://uk stewart

me i kill u
garry dhillon

i kill you…the best comedy i’hve ever seen in my life….silence i kill you
Colin de Jongh

I love Achmed! It is the funniest i have seen! I WILL KILL YOU! Luv the part where he talks about the choirboys!
julia

hahahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! this is soooo halarious!!!!! I KILL YOU!!!!!!! hahaha
landolfi

this is funny shit
landolfi

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i kill you