“Each Avenging Unicorn Playset
comes with, you guessed it, a unicorn; an angry unicorn with four different horns (in real life a unicorn horn can magically flip between different horn types, but this is just a toy). You’ll also get three humans, ready to enact revenge upon. Each is pre-punctured for easy killin’. There’s a hippie, a mime, and a businessman – all ready to become worm food…”
