Jeff Dunham – Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Written by Andrea on . Posted in video

Achmed is a suicide bomber and has received training from the “Suicide Bomber Training Camp.” (Wikipedia).
Here‘s the video.

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  • Neil

    Am i the only person who thinks this is fakking lame? god im unsubscribing from whokilledbambi – you people dont deserve me..

  • Anonymous

    u realy r dead,really?’itr a flesh wound.ha!ha!i love achmed.i wil fly al over from kenya to your next station.

  • http://Achmedthedeadterrorist Gabrielle Forde

    Knock knock hello I kill you come in my house come and have a cup of tea you are lovely give me a kiss bye bye silence I kill you

  • http://Achmedthedeadterrorist Renae Forde

    Do you think it’s funny no silence I kill you roses are red and violets are blue I kill you violets are blue and roses are red silence i kill you am my pissing you off a far your an idiot silence I kill you it’s not funny silence I kill you

    • http://Achmedthedeadterrorist Renae Forde

      Knock knock who’s there I kill you
      silence I kill you

  • Louisa

    How do people find this funny, maybe you have to be American.

    • Neil

      louisa – i dont feel so alone and love u :)

  • http://www.endi.com Prada67

    A, C, Flem !!! Wua, ja, ja, ja !!!

  • http://bell shara

    this is so funny jeff is amazing at what he does

  • http://www.google.com.br/imgres?imgurl=http://www.whokilledbambi.co.uk/public/2008/05/achmed.png&imgrefurl=http://www.whokilledbambi.co.uk/%3Fp%3D1123&h=315&w=450&sz=195&tbnid=zOTU Hugo Paixão

    I Killy you!!!!!!!!!

  • enigma.gr

    I just lose it best I have ever seen

  • http://angeljojo123aol.com billie-jo hinds

    i love this clip it is really funny lol
    SILENCE I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

  • http://angeljojo123aol.com billie-jo saint hinds

    stop touching meeeeeeeeeeeee!
    silence i kill you
    i got no feet
    i did not stop laughing at this as i got it from my frind shaun

  • maxfan_96

    heres another peanut quote:
    Jef-fa-fa DUNHAM… .com!!!
    Your using an unnesary “f”
    Jef-fa-fa

    *around a word or phrase means its Jeff talking*

    and another:
    DUN-HAM…ur the other white meat.
    *its Dunham*
    Yeah but when you look at it, it looks like DUN-HAM..

    And another:
    And the sad thing is that im actually pissing him off! And he would like to kill me! But he will not because that would be a form of suicide!

    and another:
    I tried to tell jokes solo once…
    *wat happened?*
    I kept falling off this thing…
    (this thing being the stool that Jeff puts his puppets on)

    Achmed quote:
    OH MY GOD…SUMTHING IS BACKWARDS!!!! I NEED SOME LIGAMENTS!!!!

    another achmed quote:
    I bet i could kill u at guitar hero…
    *no, you couldt*
    ur rite…but i could kick ur ass at halo..
    *um…no u couldnt*
    I KNO…my life is meaningless!!!

    Hope you liked these quotes!!! Look 4 the vidios on utube!!!

  • maxfan_96

    if you like Achmed then u should check out Peanut…Hes halarious!!!

    Achmed quote:A…C…Flim…
    Peanut quote:You know wat you never hear on the OTHER end of the fone in those dumb fone commercials? apt-ahpt-ahpt-ahpt-ahpt-ahpt *static,static,static,static*(looks at fake fone in hand) What a piece of shit!

  • http://uk jordan

    silence i kill you (infadel) ha ha

  • http://ddd Serina

    SILENCE!

  • http://achmansbiggestfan zachery

    Achman’s my favorite.:-)

  • http://achmansbiggestfan zachery

    Silence, I Kill You

  • achmed’s biggest fan

    silence, i kill you

    hello, i’m lindsay lohan LOL

  • achmed’s good twin

    i love my twin

  • mohamed

    knock knock

    whos there

    me i kill you

    stop touching meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    i kill you

  • mimz

    …and it’s funny, when he says: “STOP TOUCHING ME. I’LL KILL YOU!” :D:D I haven’t stop laughing in hours :D

  • mimz

    He’s really funny. Jeff is…awesome :) It’s so funny, when he talks about Walter and the case..if you what I’m talking about ;]] Achmed is the funniest doll, in my opinion. I haven’t watched many of the others, but that’s not a problem :) I just..love them BOTH :))

  • pingu_the_chef

    Hahahahahahaha. The product of a very sick (infidel) mind! And pissing-myself-funny!

  • polo

    knock knock who’s there me i kill you SILENCE!!!!!!!!!! I KILL YOU I WON’T MOVE MY ASS FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN

  • damien

    jingle bombs
    I KILL YOU!!!!

  • Dave

    “KNOCK KNOCK”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Me! I KILL YOU”

  • Hannah

    Silence, I KILL YOU!!!

    • Kamala Shoop

      I like that silence I kill you or as it is on my picture of achmed (silence i kill you) with a lower case i instead of a upper case I.

    • Kamala Shoop

      I like that silence I kill you or as it is on my picture of achmed (silence i kill you) with a lower case i instead of a upper case I.

      From Kamala Shoop

  • charles

    hahahahahahahahahaha this is jokes!!!!

  • Alexis

    diz iz sum funnie bull caca!!!!!!

  • maiden

    good evening…infedel

  • caroline

    hahahahahaah so funny! i kill you!

  • maribel

    knock knock.. who is there?
    me i kill you xD xD

  • suzanne

    so funny, “new guy”, location location,location lol

  • sindile lamani

    The looks alone, kill you before he tells you “I Kill you”. The Changing voice sound.
    When are you guys coming to Port Elizabeth in South africa, We can help organise put the show together.

  • Clare-luvs_Dan

    my bf dus the best impersonation of it best thing eva Silence I kill you

  • jesus

    so fuckinfunny shit fav part hello infidel

  • heidi nash

    i love it i cany stop laughing i fell on da floor laughing.
    elloooooooooooo i am lynsey lohan lol

  • http://uk stewart

    me i kill u

  • garry dhillon

    i kill you…the best comedy i’hve ever seen in my life….silence i kill you

  • Colin de Jongh

    I love Achmed! It is the funniest i have seen! I WILL KILL YOU! Luv the part where he talks about the choirboys!

  • julia

    hahahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! this is soooo halarious!!!!! I KILL YOU!!!!!!! hahaha

  • landolfi

    this is funny shit

  • landolfi

    yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i kill you