“This is the perfect glass to serve a drink to that arch villain, nemesis or fellow Prisoner. Etched on the bottom of the glass are the words “You have just been poisoned” – only visible when the recipient has imbibed every last tasty drop.”

“Merry Fucking Christmas” cards by Calligraphuck.

“Celebrating the tradition of suicides during the holidays, the “Tis the Season for Suicide” series of holiday ornaments by Todd Francis is now available. Displaying some of the most popular ways of ending it all, this set of four ornaments features artwork by the longtime skateboard artist printed on shatterproof, white acrylic ornaments. Sure to be a timeless hit with kids and grandparents alike, they’re now available through Equal Distribution. Happy Holidays!”

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Shove Mink of Croshame was commissioned to create Uma Thurman’s Pulp Fiction character, Mia Wallace, as a crocheted art doll (photos by Chuck McNary)…

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Friday the 13th Guitar Picks are available on Amazon…

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“Oh no. It’s the neighbor again. The one who always comes over at the most inconvenient times and talks to you for hours on end about the “most thrilling fishing expedition the other week!” Then finally end the conversation by asking to borrow something (and you still haven’t seen that hammer they needed to use for “just a sec” back in 1996). Push social norms aside and show your true feeling with our Oh Shit! Not You Again!”