Wanna turn yourself into a magic unicorn? There’s an app for that!

[via Lost At E Minor: For creative people]

Snarky Valentine’s Day Cards: strikingly colored and illustrated with classic looking graphics, these Snarky Valentine’s Day Cards will definitely make sure you express your true feelings. Such gems of romance include:

• I want to grow old and disgusting with you.
• Big dinners make me drowsy so let’s do the sex part first.
• I could watch TV with you forever.

[va EPICponyz]

[via juliasegal]

Bite Me Vampire Bottle Opener: finally, a non-murderous use for vampires…

Zombie Bed Sheets, designed by Melissa Christie: “screen printed zombie arms with hand painted details, along with appliquéd hands on pillows.”