Creepy Christmas Tree

Written by Valentina on . Posted in stuff, toys

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Creepy Christmas Tree by Christina Gordon. It features: “dead rats and double headed deer, spiders and decapitated angels, mummified bunnies and cats heads, actual sausage dogs and skulls with a snake and sad teddy bear.”

This is from last year but I just found it. Maybe we can take some inspiration for this year’s Christmas decorations!
Some other funny and wacky items can be found here.

Faster, Unicorn! Kill! Kill!

Written by Valentina on . Posted in stuff, toys

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“Each Avenging Unicorn Playset comes with, you guessed it, a unicorn; an angry unicorn with four different horns (in real life a unicorn horn can magically flip between different horn types, but this is just a toy). You’ll also get three humans, ready to enact revenge upon. Each is pre-punctured for easy killin’. There’s a hippie, a mime, and a businessman – all ready to become worm food…”