The Cthulhu Elf is an original work of art, a one-of-a-kind figure sculpted from epoxy clay over a wire armature and then painted with acrylics. He stands about 6 1/2 inches tall. On sale on Etsy.

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Creepy Christmas Tree by Christina Gordon. It features: “dead rats and double headed deer, spiders and decapitated angels, mummified bunnies and cats heads, actual sausage dogs and skulls with a snake and sad teddy bear.”

This is from last year but I just found it. Maybe we can take some inspiration for this year’s Christmas decorations!
Some other funny and wacky items can be found here.

Christmas just got nasty!

“It’s the week before Christmas when young and adventurous Pietari uncovers the truth about Santa Claus. Legend has it that the jolly old man is more of a foe than a friend. A group of American scientists is also looking to uncover some facts in Pietari’s quiet rural town in northern Finland. It turns out that the most well-kept Christmas secret ever lies 500 meters below ground. This dark secret and Pietari unleash an unforeseen chain of events, after which Christmas will never, ever be the same again.

The long-awaited follow-up (actually a prequel) to the two award-winning online hit shorts [“Rare Exports Inc.” (2003) and “Rare Exports Inc. – Safety Instructions” (2005)], which have more than 1 million downloads on YouTube by up-and-coming talent commercial and music video director, Jalmari Helander, telling the story of how Santa Clauses are hunted down and domesticated to prepare them for export all around the world!”

Christmas fell on Wednesday that year is a t-shirt design by agrimony on Threadless:

“Just a nondescript day job.
Why else would you need a chainsaw? ”

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Just a tip to all of those who don’t  get ad about Christmas… you’ll love this decoration ball from Urban Outfitters!!

and… MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!

Conceptual artist Peter Eudenbach sculpted 100 of these pieces called “Chimera,” a sort of traditional Christmas ornament-with-legs. The item will be available on Artware from mid-november 2010.

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