“Merry Fucking Christmas” cards by Calligraphuck.

“Celebrating the tradition of suicides during the holidays, the “Tis the Season for Suicide” series of holiday ornaments by Todd Francis is now available. Displaying some of the most popular ways of ending it all, this set of four ornaments features artwork by the longtime skateboard artist printed on shatterproof, white acrylic ornaments. Sure to be a timeless hit with kids and grandparents alike, they’re now available through Equal Distribution. Happy Holidays!”

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Motörhead Glass Glitter Resin Christmas Ornament. On Etsy…

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Brand new Christmas ornaments by MadameMacabre. Not your grandma’s ornaments!

Available for sale at Slayer’s Official Online Store

“We love Christmas and we love the excitement of advent calendars, but we’ve always longed for something a little more interesting than a small piece of cheap milk chocolate on the other side of each door… Well folks, we’ve got the perfect solution – the Whisky Advent Calendar from Drinks by the Dram.”