“In many office environments, things tend to go missing. This happens a lot, unfortunately, in an office refrigerator. The easiest method of making sure your junk stays safe and untouched is to keep an eye on it. And, for those times where it’s physically impossible to always watch it yourself, we’ve found this Eyeball Lunch Bag to keep an eye on your lunch at all times. Get it?”

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