Shark Attack Porcelain Mug:

“The first few sips from this innocent looking porcelain mug are pretty tame, but as you continue drinking things get a lot more exciting. What’s that lurking in the murky depths of your morning coffee? HOLY CRAP, IT’S A SHARK! Yep, the bottom of this 3-1/4″ tall, porcelain mug features the imposing head of a great white shark lunging up at you. A classic gag that’s both funny and disconcerting.”

[via Incredible Things]

Beautifully rendered heart vase by Veneri Design…

[via Street Anatomy]

This provocative 14-piece porcelain coffee set was made in Spain by Antonio Murado exclusively for the New Museum. The crimson handprints and smears are an almost Baroque reflection on the act of consuming a meal. Each set includes 1 coffee pot, 1 creamer, 1 sugar bowl, 6 cups, and 6 saucers.

Anger Release Machine, by Yarisal&Kublitz:

“Insert a coin. Your selected piece of china will fall to the bottom of the vending machine. It will shatter. You will feel better.”