Bizarre finger tentacles by Thinkgeek:
“These Finger Tentacles are pink and rubbery and look fantastic. There are a few natural variations in how the tentacles curl, but with a full set of these on you’ll be the creepiest Freddy Kruger impersonator in the office. Now, some folks would say, ‘Why would anyone need finger tentacles?’ but those folks are lame. EVERYONE needs Finger Tentacles because they make every aspect of life fun.”
“In many office environments, things tend to go missing. This happens a lot, unfortunately, in an office refrigerator. The easiest method of making sure your junk stays safe and untouched is to keep an eye on it. And, for those times where it’s physically impossible to always watch it yourself, we’ve found this Eyeball Lunch Bag to keep an eye on your lunch at all times. Get it?”
Matryoshka Zombie Nesting Dolls: “This set nesting dolls has an undead twist: they’re all zombies! The biggest one is holding a recently severed foot, the second wields a chainsaw, the third is missing a hand, the fourth is a girl screaming bloody murder, the fifth is a propeller beanie wearing boy holding a severed arm, and the sixth is the baby with hands already covered in blood. They range from the baby at 30mm (a little over an inch) to the severed foot zombie at 114 mm (about 4.5″) in height. They’re really cute, but probably too gory for the wee geeks unless you raised ’em on horror flicks.”
“When decisions need to be made, sometimes there isn’t a right choice. Drink coffee or tea? Hire Bob or Bob? Order pizza or Chinese? In the long run, these things don’t matter. Give up your free will to the Schrödinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker.”
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