“Gingerbread men are a delicious holiday cookie, but the ones we make have a twist. The cookie cutter we use, you see, cuts a wee little man shape out of your rolled gingerbread dough, while the other side presses a cutesy little skeleton into the surface. The finished cookie looks like a Gingerbread x-ray. A GingerDEAD man, if you will.”

You can find Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter on Thinkgeek.

Organ Transport Lunch Cooler by Thinkgeek:

“Big enough to hold a typical frozen meal, plus a couple of sodas, and / or viscera”

From the geniuses at ThinkGeek, here is the Electronic Butterfly in a Jar:
“Will not die (just might need new batteries from time to time).”

Explore Squishy Human Body, by Thinkgeek: “a hands-on book and kit complete with removable squishy organs and representative skeletal, vascular, and muscular systems.”

Brand new from Thinkgeek, the Zombie Attack Hoodie:

“For defending oneself during the upcoming zombie apocalypse, we highly recommend a hoodie. Layering is key. One minute you’re going to be running, next minute you’re going to be hiding in a cold, dark corner. It pays to have layers.”

The holidays are coming, and with them loads of family, gifts, food, and, most of all, microbes. They are on the lips of the aunt who insists on kissing you (luckily, without tongue). They are on the presents (on every layer from wrapping to the gift itself), thriving. They make some of your favorite foods have such delicious tastes. And most of all, they are on your holiday plant of choice. At least, they will be once you pick up a
Plush Microbe Holiday Ornament Set!