Just another optimistic take on Valentine’s Day. By Kim Herbst…

Valentine’s day is near. A couple of ideas to help you show your true committment…

Anatomical Brain Pendant… because it’s always good to carry a spare.

Anatomical Heart Necklace… heart guaranteed not to break or need nitroglycerin.

Snarky Valentine’s Day Cards: strikingly colored and illustrated with classic looking graphics, these Snarky Valentine’s Day Cards will definitely make sure you express your true feelings. Such gems of romance include:

• I want to grow old and disgusting with you.
• Big dinners make me drowsy so let’s do the sex part first.
• I could watch TV with you forever.

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How to make a Valentine Voodoo Pincushion:

“Meet Valentine. He’s the patron saint of romance-resisting, Hallmark-hating, Cupid-cursing folks everywhere. Spending this Valentine’s Day single? Betrayed by a beau? Or maybe your troubles aren’t strictly romantic. Perhaps you were passed over for that latest promotion at work? Fear not. Valentine the Voodoo Pincushion to the rescue! Hey, we all need a bright and fuzzy outlet for our pent-up aggressions now and again, don’t we? Check out the super easy and fun instructions and make your own Valentine!”

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Another great idea for this Valentine’s Day…

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