The Vampire Combat Manual: a guide to fighting the bloodthirsty undead.
Available on Amazon in paperback and Kindle edition.

We pride ourselves on being London’s, and quite possibly the world’s, only purveyor of quality goods for monsters of every kind. Many of our customers have been coming to us for centuries. Indeed, some have been coming for considerably longer. Whether you’re a Vampire, Werewolf, Sasquatch or some Thing else entirely, we have everything you need.

At Hoxton Street Monster Supplies you can find high quality products for every kind of monsters!

Bite Me Vampire Bottle Opener: finally, a non-murderous use for vampires…

Vampire Pumpkin! Simple and brilliant…

(Via EPICponyz)

Bloody Good Stuff from our Shop: Cold Blooded Ice Cube Tray!

Cold Blooded is an ice cube tray molded in the shape of a coffin. Each tray molds 5 sets of teeth with fangs. The intense red color continues the blood/vampire theme.

Burn in Hell! is funny product concept for a pepper spray by designer Rafael Morgan:

“You’re going back home at night and, suddenly, you realize that someone is following you! Is him a vampire, an ordinary bum or a serial killer? No worries, with this cross shaped pepper spray, you’ll make them all burn in hell!”

[via wewastetime]